A man if found of Brigitte Bardot (french sex symbol of the 60s) known as BB and think about her all the time. Want his wife to looks like her, dress like her, watching her film every evening.
His wife is annoyed but in love so she wants to please his beloved husband. She come with the idea to have his men's passion tatooed on his butt. With a nice "B" on each side to make for BB's initial. Quite excited she came in the evening in front of his man reading Bardot's biography. She leans forward, takes up his dress and reveal her naked butt with her brand new tatoo. His man look at that, puzzled, think for a moment and ask ....
who's that "BoB"?
That joke has a certain ring of truth about it Eric ......
Post by Charlie Freeman on Jan 29, 2018 18:51:57 GMT
A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, “Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?
The livestock dealer said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Hey, thanks!” the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?”
The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”
The little old lady said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”
The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”
She replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket … and I’ll hold the chickens.”
Post by Roel de Vringer on Feb 1, 2018 19:07:55 GMT
A man walks into a bar near the harbour and orders a pint of lager. When he looks around, he notices a big, rather old and unattractive woman sitting at he bar. To make matters worse, she has an eyepatch and a parrot on her left shoulder. He's intrigued by this spectacle and can't stop looking at her.
She notices his attention and with a voice that reveals years of alcohol abuse and heavy smoking, she says: "If you can guess what kind of bird I have on my shoulder, you can make love to me the whole night..." Horrified by the idea alone, the man tries to get out of this nasty situation and replies: "A pelican!"
The woman moves over to him, puts her enormous airbags right in his face and smiles: "That's close enough..."